5 months ago
10.28.2009
The swine flu is coming, the swine flu is coming!
I knew this day would come, working in an office of my size. The swine is here.
Halloween party? CANCELLED
Office mates? OUT SICK
Increase in psychosomatic behavior? THROUGH THE ROOF
I left work early today because I had a headache. Was it from staring at my computer screen for six straight hours? Probably, but then again it could be swine.
I booked it out of the office, and on my way home I started thinking of the swine, and how much fun it could be for Weird Al:
Johnny Cash remakes!
“Because you’re mine, I’ll catch the swine”
Michael Jackson remakes!
“The Girl is Swine”
Random words that sound like “swine!”
“St. Valenswine’s Day”
“Walkin’ on Sunswine”
“One Swine Day”
“Swining and dining” (submitted by an ill co-worker)
The possibilities are endless (…hint)
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I had pork tenderloins for dinner tonight...delicious.
ReplyDeleteI feel like i heard a clip of "walk the swine" on the radio.
ReplyDeleteRed Red Swine - UB40
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Swine - Simon and Garfunkel
"Tin Cans and Swine" is my favorite Tortoise song. And who can forget Uncle Tupelo's classic "Moon-swiner."
ReplyDeleteSo that one's kind of a stretch.
My Dad has swine flu.
ReplyDeleteJackass.
Did the same thing. Had a headache and went to the doctor to find out it was just a sinus infection.
ReplyDeletethe boy is swine by brandy and monica!
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