I knew this day would come, working in an office of my size. The swine is here.
Halloween party? CANCELLED
Office mates? OUT SICK
Increase in psychosomatic behavior? THROUGH THE ROOF
I left work early today because I had a headache. Was it from staring at my computer screen for six straight hours? Probably, but then again it could be swine.
I booked it out of the office, and on my way home I started thinking of the swine, and how much fun it could be for Weird Al:
Johnny Cash remakes!
“Because you’re mine, I’ll catch the swine”
Michael Jackson remakes!
“The Girl is Swine”
Random words that sound like “swine!”
“St. Valenswine’s Day”
“Walkin’ on Sunswine”
“One Swine Day”
“Swining and dining” (submitted by an ill co-worker)
The possibilities are endless (…hint)