Mmm. Bacon. The great equalizer.
If a sandwich is bland, add some bacon.
Tired of just boring, healthy vegetables in your salad? Crumble on some pork fat.
Instead of bananas in your cereal, try a little bacon.
Anyway, this fat kid can't live without his bacon. Amen brother.
Anyone else think this kid is incredibly well-spoken for a child of his age? Maybe he's onto something with this bacon diet.