1.12.2009

Holy Blagojevich!

In a world where politicians are increasingly shielded by aides and press officers, it's nice to know that sometimes a picture is worth more than a whole story of quotes.
In honor of this ridiculous picture of Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, I'm starting a caption/ voice bubble/ headline contest. In the comments section, post a caption, quote from Blagojevich, his neck-braced friend, or his sleeping child or a story headline.
For the winner I will leave the outgoing message on your voice mail. If you want. I TOTALLY understand if you don't want me to, but I'm trying to give Carl Kassel and "Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me" a run for their money.
The original photo can be found here, if you would like a bigger photo to view.

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Posted by Bradford Pearson at 9:11 PM

18 comments:

  1. im offering THIS mans chair for only 50 bucks!

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  2. "Let this lifeless child and crippled old man serve as an example of what's to come if I'm impeached! Illinois, you will feel my wrath!"

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  3. "They're not willing to give me anything except appreciation. F**k them."

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  4. "...these are the eight people who actually believe what I say. And -- oh, this one's dead. Who dragged the dead kid on stage?"

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  5. "This is my gang. We're called 'The Monster Mashers.' We're tough.

    Anyone who wants a piece of me has to go through them first. Got it?"

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  6. "Let's not get distracted from the important issues facing the people of Illinois, such as illegal immigration. Pew pew, you're dead. I got two!"

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  7. If I were impeached, this is how I would stand. Oh! Look, a distraction...

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  8. Ladies and gentlemen, the official Blagojevich flygirls!

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  10. "Alright gang, let's do a quick head count before we get on the bus back to our special needs camp. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8..hmm...I only count 8. There should be 9. Oh crickets! Has anyone seen Brad?"

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  11. I've never had sex, but I read some where that the key to great sex is great foreplay.

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  12. Bidder wins six adults, two dead kids, and I'll throw the chair in for free this time. If the economy keeps slipping, you'll get a 40% instant rebate.

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  13. Reasons dead kids, wheelchair guys and sinners everywhere believe Rod B. has a post-political future as a great faith-healer:

    1.His fervent relationship with Jesus Christ has been well established in FBI transcripts
    2.Everyone loves a prodigal son.
    3.He’s already putting Children’s Memorial out of business.
    4.Burris’ swearing in proves this guy's a miracle worker.
    5.And finally, you can’t spell Blagojevich without J-hova.

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  14. YOU CANNOT BET AGAINST GOD AND PUPPIES

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  15. CAPTION: During a recent press conference, Ill. Gov. Rod Blagojevich disputed federal allegations that vulgarity is his only rhetorical skill by knocking volunteers to the floor with a stunning display of arrogance.

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  17. I love p*ssy.

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  18. "...And I'll ****ing shoot the rest of the ****ing hostages once every 15 minutes until you give me the ****ing money and a fully fueled jet at O'Hare ****ing Airport. ****!"

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